John Terry Cheats On Wife With Mother Of Wayne Bridge’s Kid, Sets Great Example

If being an England captain is all about setting an example, then it’s easy to see how England fans are stereotyped as uncultured, chavvy hooligans, because our very own Captain Fantastic has been exposed as a love cheat once more. Only this time he’s been having an affair with his best mates missus. Quite.

This is, of course, not the first time John Terry has been unable to keep his penis in his pants. But the fact that he’s been doing the dirty with the woman who brought Lil’ Wayne into the world should rightly repulse.  Even better, Bridge and Vanessa Perroncel had only split up a month ago. Terry is a man expected to uphold both the highest professional and sporting standards, and he increasingly fails on both counts.

It is, after all, only a matter of months since he was caught charging people £10′000 for tours around Chelsea’s training ground. He’s also cheated on his ex-missus with a 17 year old and a prostitute (and they’re just the ones we know about). Thinking even further back, he was caught on camera pissing in and throwing a glass in a nightclub, and was spotted drunkenly mocking Americans in an airport merely days after the 9/11 attacks. I won’t mention the actions of his close family. There’s no need to go there.

Just to make it clear, John Terry is a complete arsehole, and my idea of hell is being stuck in a lift with him and Ashley Cole.

One can only hope that this is one scandal too far, Capello unceremoniously strips him of the captaincy that he tarnishes on a near-monthly basis, and the honour and responsibility can finally pass along to a player who sets a genuinely positive example to kids and fans alike, and who can live up to and exceed the standards expected.

I passionately hate John Terry. I also hate John Obi Mikel and, to be honest, I hate most things to do with Chelsea as a whole.  Loads of other people do too, and for good reason.